Your iPhone Isn't a Footballer
Footy: Siri, what is the Proper Scarf Promotion?
Siri: I'm sorry. I won't have enough information until after April 1st.
Footy: Why bloody not?
Siri: There's no need to so belligerent.
Footy: Absolutely mental.
Siri: I resent that.
Footy: I mean the football scarf fundraiser at CSUMB.
Siri: Do you mean soccer?
Footy: No, I certainly do not. And I believe you're pronouncing it as "sahcah."
Siri: Please visit OtterAthletics.com for more information.
Footy: Much obliged, you muppet.
Top Ten Tweets - February 2012
Who would have thought any manager would follow a Ball on the Twitters, but these top tweets from February reveal the beginning of a beautiful relationship. 10. Pitch’s tears 9. Proper footballers! 8. Under the weather. 7. First coach to follow. 6. England manager. 5. Scarves up! 4. Yellow card! 3. CSUMB Rugby. 2. Supporting our President. And the top tweet for the month of...
Why The Long Post?
Why move to the Tumblr, you might ask? Because sometimes a Ball has a tad bit more to say than 140 characters allow. Just like Timber Joey needs more than just a 0-0 draw to express himself as a true lumberjack.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Top Ten Tweets - January 2012
No need to fire up the Way Back Machine, mates! I have returned all phone calls with H.G. Wells and am free to travel back in time to present these gems from January 2012. 10. Making friends. 9. It’s a raft of otters! 8. Locked up! 7. Corner Flag at half-mast. 6. Su … Su … Subbuteo 5. How did I get my start? 4. Flat version of me. 3. Spring Season 2. Re-directed. and...